HUSBANDS & WIVES SNIPPETS !!
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A Special Package for Businessmen. An Airline introduced a special package for Business men. Buy your ticket; get your wife's ticket free. After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives... Read more
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Old age ... never gets old ..
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Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man Walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm... Read more
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Breast Feeding Causes Traffic Jam

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TWENTY EIGHT LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
	1 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 week ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: twenty   smile   lines   eight   Make a comment.
1 .. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't . 2 .. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of... Read more
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The Princess that melted everything she touched ...
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Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS.. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she touched would... Read more
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COMPLEXITY OF ENGLISH
	2 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 weeks ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: signs   engrish   english   complexity   Make a comment.
In a Bangkok Temple : IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctor's... Read more
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Women talk back ...
	0 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 weeks ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: women   talk   relationship   marriage   back   Make a comment.
1 He said to me .. . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him .... . . You wear pants... Read more
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Who said women can't park?!

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