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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives...... "
"Hey, coola down lady," said one of the men. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi."
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives...... "
"Hey, coola down lady," said one of the men. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi."
(120 words)
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