The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh,
aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your
picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I
can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes
her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.

He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a
robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she
exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why
and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"


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