Did you ever stop and wonder......

* Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
* Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm
going to eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
* Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
* Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
* Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
* Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you
get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
* Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
* Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
* If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me!!!!)
* If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

* Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
* Stop singing and read on . . .. . . .. . . .. .
* Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
* Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he bites
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

* Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?