Cereal companies have been working hard to come up with new exciting
breakfast cereals we can all shove down our pie holes in the morning, here
are some of their less successful concepts that got rejected...

Toxic Waste Puffs

Beerios

Kevorkian Krispies

Honeymoon Nuts

Chernobyl Charms

Eboli-O's

Cap'n Crack

Kellogg's Ganja Puffs

Lucky Tabs O' Acid

Colostomy Crunch

Phil Graham Crackers

Fruit & Fabio

Look Again -- Them Ain't Raisins

Post-Modern Toasties and Rococo Puffs

Limbaugh Logs

Kellogg's "None of Your Goddam Business"

Special AK47

UnaBran

Nut 'N' Bitch

CaCa Puffs