While watching the rugby the other night my wife and I were discussing life
and death. I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a
vegetative state, dependent on some machine and relying on fluids from a
bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

Some days I hate being married to a smart bitch.


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1Posted by zero on 2006-05-12 10:01:32
You know what they say: "Can't live with them, can't without them."

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