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While watching the rugby the other night my wife and I were discussing life
and death. I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a
vegetative state, dependent on some machine and relying on fluids from a
bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
Some days I hate being married to a smart bitch.
and death. I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a
vegetative state, dependent on some machine and relying on fluids from a
bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
Some days I hate being married to a smart bitch.
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