A Homsi Doctor wanted to go hunting; he calls his secretary HASSOUN (male
secretary) and tells him
Ya Hassoun, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the Clinic,
and I ask you to take care of our patients.

Yes, sir...... answers Hassoun.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:
So Hassoun, how was your day?. Hassoun tells him he took care of 3 patients.
The first one had a headache and I gave him TYLENOL.
Bravo ya Hassoun, and the second one?

The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir.
Bravo ya Hassoun ''you're good at this''and the third one?

Sir, I was sitted, suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a
''flame'' and undresses herself, taking off her bra, "NICE BIG ONES SIR" and
then takes off her panties "YA ALLAHHHH".....then she jump and sleeps on the
table and shouts:

HELP ME since 5 years I have not seen any man!!!!!!!
And what did you do Hassoun?


I put eye drops in her eyes sir!!!!