His argument: "I get up in the morning. I shower to avoid Aids, I look
in the mirror and try tuh straiten my hair. Then I sumtimes miss de texi
and then I am late."

His boss has a bright idea. He gets one of Siphiwe's colleagues to
sneak into Siphiwe's room and steal the mirror off the wall, without
Siphiwe's knowledge.

The following day Siphiwe does not turn up for work. The same happens
the day after that. So Siphiwe gets summoned to another hearing to
explain his reasons for not attending work.

His argument: "I get up in de morning. I shower to avoid Aids, I look in
de mirror. I see no Siphiwe . I think Siphiwe alredy left for work"