Instead, Spielberg gives him a klap and says, "You Chinese people
bombed Pearl Harbor, get the hell outta here!"

The asthonished Chinese man is taken aback. "It was not the Chinese
who bombed Pearl Harbor," he says. "It was actually the Japenese!"
"Chinese, Japenese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replies Spielberg.

The Chinese guy klaps Spielberg and says, "You sank the Titanic - my
forefathers were on board!" Shocked, Spielberg says, "An iceberg sank
the Titanic, not me". The guy replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg,
you're all the same".