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A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they
end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her
around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed
with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf
all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a
little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy
bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to
mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive
side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's
clothes off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are
lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks,
smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says.. .......
(scroll down it's a beauty)
"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her
around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed
with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf
all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a
little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy
bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to
mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive
side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's
clothes off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are
lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks,
smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says.. .......
(scroll down it's a beauty)
"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
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