One day, their receptionist told both brothers that she was resigning with
immediate effect.

Shocked, the brothers asked, "But why?"

She said that it is too embarrassing to answer the phone as "Nis & Nis."

The brothers were confused, so the receptionist explained.

"A caller will ask to speak to Mr. Nis, and then I need to ask if they want
A. Nis or P. Nis!"


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[Contributed by Peter Woods]

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

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