A farmer's wife was in her kitchen cooking one morning. She picked up a can
of Carnation milk and read on the label about a contest the company was
having. Whoever submitted the best slogan for their product would win $50.
She sat down with a pencil and paper and wrote . . . "Carnation Milk, best
in the land. Comes to you in a red and white can." She couldn't think of
anything else at the moment so she pushed the paper aside and went about
her chores. Later in the day her husband came in from the field and sat
down at the table for a glass of ice tea and saw the letter his wife had
started. After reading the about the contest on the can label he picked up
the pencil, wrote some more to the slogan, sealed it in an envelope and put
it in the mail box.

Two weeks later the farmer's wife checked the mail and was surprised to see
a letter from Carnation Milk as she had completely forgot about the
contest. She opened the enveloped and inside was a $50 check and a letter.
The letter said "Congratulations! You are the lucky winner! Enclosed is a
check and a copy of your slogan. Confused, she read the enclosed slogan.

Carnation Milk, best in the land.
Comes to you in a red and white can.
No tits to squeeze, no hay to pitch.
Just poke a hole in the son of a bitch!