This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a  portion of
  National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US
Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor  Boy Scouts visiting
his military installation.
 
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you  going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and
shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
rifle range.   

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?
 
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but
 you're not one, are you?
 
The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!