1st boy:"My daddy is so bad, when he punishes us, we can't sit for weeks!"
2nd boy:"That's nothing! My daddy is so bad, he once killed a wild boar!!"
3rd boy:"That's nothing man!! My daddy is so bad, he eats lightbulbs!!"
1st boy:"What!?"
2nd boy:"Have you seen him do this?
3rd boy:"No, but the other night I walked passed my parents' room, and I
heard my father saying to my mother, turn off the light, I want to eat that
thing!!"