Top 10 things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day


10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a Ping-Pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than ten minutes BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without
sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynaecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded
on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

And, the number one thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina:
1. Finally find that damned G-spot!


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Top 10 things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day


10. Get ahead faster in the corporate world.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper
it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny
as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which
occurs between a man's eye and the ruler situated next to his member
which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

And the number one thing women would do if they woke up with a penis:
1. Repeat number 9!


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