A preacher lost his rooster (male chicken) and all his search efforts
proved fruitless. He then decided to mention it in church so that anyone
who knows its whereabouts could advise accordingly The following Sunday,
while in church, he asked: "Who has a cock?"

And all the men stood up.

Embarrassed and not knowing what to say next, he said: "I mean, who,
amongst you, has seen a cock last night?".

All the women stood up, including his 13-year old daughter.

The priest started to blush when he realized what implications that will
have on his image.

He then asked:" No, no, no. What I mean is who, in
the last two weeks in this church, has seen my cock?"

All the nuns stood up.!!!