"Although I was Absynthe from office for several months, I wish to remind
you I Amstel the Minister of Health, am not a dictator but I Amarula and I
will continue to Rum the department of health," she stated, announcing her
return to office.

When quizzed on her health, she mentioned she had recovered well. "Of course
I am well," she retorted "I am more than well - I am OKWV! Ask a stupid
question, get a stupid Hansa."

Despite being asked about her new liver, she made no reference to the Morgan
transplant.
President Mbeki has rallied around his friend: "She has my Absolut support.
That is why I wiped that silly Smirnoff her former deputy's face!

"The opposition will not be able Tequila career."

Let's face it - no matter how many times the DA has stirred she appears
unshaken, and despite her career seemingly being on the rocks, the Minister
is still a Mainstay of the ANC government."