Van has a Petrol station in Poffadder and was trying to increase his
sales.

So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."

Soon Koos pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. Van
Told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would
get his free sex. Koos guessed 8, and Van said, "You were close. The number
was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."

A week later, Koos along with his buddy Frikkie, and pulled in for
Another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. Van again asked him to
guess the correct number.

He guessed 2 this time. Van said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close,
but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, Koos said to his buddy, "I think that game
Is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."

Frikkie replied, " Nooooit, it ain't rigged.

My wife won twice last week."