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System Requirements
The following bare minimums are essential for the optimum operation of MS Firefox 2007
* A Credit Card
* Microsoft® Windows™/Vista Operating System
* Microsoft® Mouse & Keyboard (Hyperlinks will NOT work without these)
* Live™ Messenger (Required API to maintain dangerous CPU temperatures)
* Microsoft® Office 2007 (Provides the ability to scroll webpages)
* Quad Core Processor (For loading Hotmail.com)
* Any SLI Configured Graphics Card > 512mb (TO Display High Definition GIF Images)
* 1024 MB of RAM (Compensation for Frequent Memory Leaks)
* 483MB Disk Space
Warning
Visiting the following sites using MS Firefox 2007 will cause your computer to shut down unexpectedly
* www.google.com
* www.gmail.com
* www.apple.com
* www.itunes.com
* www.yahoo.com
* Any sites with the phrase: microsoft/windows/explorer/vista/bill sucks
Donations
The Microsoft® Corporation is an international non-profit organisation exempt from Federal income taxation under IRC 501©(3). It is governed by its Board of Directors.
Please consider supporting the Microsoft® organsiation by making a contribution. Donations are tax deductible.
We thank the millions individuals and organizations who have already made a donation.


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1Posted by hell4life on 2008-08-23 19:44:43
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