| Sometimes you get EXACTLY what you ask for: The cake needs to read: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'. |
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| Sometimes it's just better not to remember the morning after ... |
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3 years ago by SS Tagged with: sometimes morning Make a comment |
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| Sometimes, too much is just TOO MUCH ... |
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| Sometimes it does take a Rocket Scientist | |
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3 years ago by SS Tagged with: sometimes scientist rocket does Make a comment. |
| Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin like an arrow shot from a bow. The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions. ........................................................... Rolls Royce responded with the following one-line memo: Defrost the chicken ! | |
| Sometimes this is what it takes to cheer up a friend ... |
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| Sometimes when ya gotta go it just seems like the line ain't movin |
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| Anger Management" Sometimes when you are angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem. |
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| Let the truth alone sometimes | |
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| Sometimes the truth is better left alone Once there was a couple in their mid forties walking through a bush path and they came across a patch of Mushroom. Husband insisted it... Read more | |
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