A woman  goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas  dinner.

This is  to be her first time meeting the family  and she is very nervous.
They  all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is  beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
nervousness and  the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her
eyes  water.  Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve  herself a
bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud,  but everyone at the table heard the poof.     
Before  she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father
 looked over at  the dog that had been snoozing under the  woman's chair,
and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".  

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came  across her face.  
A  couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain  again
This  time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and  longer
rrrrrip.  

The  father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"  
Once  again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"  A few minutes later  the
woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think  about it.
She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle  blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with  disgust and  yelled, "Dammit
Skippy, get away from her, before  she sh  *ts on  you!"

 



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