CAN you believe it? They sent my 2011 Census form back to me!

In response to question # 4:

"Do you have any dependents?"
I replied:

"2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack heads, 4.4 million
unemployable people, 901 thousand people in over 85 prisons and 650
idiots in Parliament.

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

Who the hell did I miss?


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