My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she
took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in
the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this
from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair
remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the
register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under
your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body
lotion for a couple of days."

Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know,
I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."