The Dead Cow Lecture
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First-year students at a University Vet Med School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body... Read more
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Boots
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2 weeks ago by TheSimpsons
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A woman went into a bar in Newfoundland and saw a Mountie with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. She asked him if... Read more
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Words: Descriptive definitions...
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1 month ago by TheSimpsons
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CIGARETTE:    ... Read more
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When it's obvious it's NOT your time to go....
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1 month ago by TheSimpsons
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When luck is on your side:

http://www.utrend.tv/v/lucky-people
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Daily Chuckle - Unfaithful Wives
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2 months ago by TheSimpsons
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Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and... Read more
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Bees & Golf?
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2 months ago by TheSimpsons
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One day a young woman had just started playing her round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the... Read more
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Grins and Snickers
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2 months ago by TheSimpsons
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I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled... Read more
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OscarPoll - Make your mark and vote.
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2 months ago by zero
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Do you think Oscar is guilty or not, take part in this public opinion poll:
http://www.oscarpoll.co.za/vote/
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Wife asks her husband...
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2 months ago by TheSimpsons
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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband... Read more
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THE STORY OF THE 18TH CAMEL - negotiations
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2 months ago by SS
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THE STORY OF THE 18TH CAMEL EXPLAINS HOW COMPROMISE AND NEGOTIATION CAN YIELD A SUM GREATER THAN THE PARTS. There was a father who left seventeen camels as an asset for... Read more
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Ida & The Frog...
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2 months ago by TheSimpsons
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An older lady named Ida was somewhat lonely since her cat died and decided she needed another pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went.... Read more
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Die ou artillerie
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3 months ago by SS
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In die ou SAW tydens diensplig wys die bombardier die eerste keer 'n G5 kanon aan die nuwe troepe: Bombardier: "Troepe! Sien julle hierdie f**** kanon?" Troepe: "Ja, Bombardier!" Bombardier: "Nou hierdie is... Read more
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THESE SHOULD BE IN A DICTIONARY ....
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3 months ago by TheSimpsons
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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they... Read more
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Overheard in a bar
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3 months ago by SS
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I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at a bar. One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man you look tired." His buddy says, "Dude I'm... Read more
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A 'Close' Save and a Shoe Shine
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3 months ago by TheSimpsons
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A Texan walked into a barbershop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman... Read more
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Koos en die voorskrif
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4 months ago by SS
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Koos werk by 'n dokter as skoonmaker. Dokter vra Koos moet 'n ogie oor sy pasiŽnte hou, want hy moet uitgaan. Volgende dag vra Dokter vir Koos: "En hoe het dit gegaan?" Koos:... Read more
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Wonderfully British.
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5 months ago by TheSimpsons
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On a train from London to Manchester an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too... Read more
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Royal Baby
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5 months ago by TheSimpsons
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The new Royal Baby, George, has already done three of the things on my bucket list. 1. Become a billionaire 2. Met the Queen 3. Sucked on Kate Middleton's bosom... Read more
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A cap or hat would of been real useful ...
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6 months ago by zero
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Telephone survey
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6 months ago by TheSimpsons
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Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in... Read more
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Eiers bak ...
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6 months ago by SS
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Vroutjie lief is besig om ontbyt te maak in die kombuis vir manlief. Sy bak eiers. Skielik bars haar man die kombuis binne. "Versigtig," sÍ hy, "VERSIGTIG!" "Sit nog botter in! My Liewe Genade! Jy... Read more
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Brakpan & Boksburg - deel 2
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6 months ago by SS
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Jy weet jy is in Boksburg as jou ouma verwag. As 'n Boksburger verby die dam loop gooi die eende vir hom brood! In Boksburg leer hulle net om tot by 3... Read more
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Black Cab driver's answer
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7 months ago by TheSimpsons
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A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious ... Read more
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Twerkball ...
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7 months ago by SF
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Miley's Twerkball is a flash game developed to test your twerk-skills.
Aim to keep up the basketball as often as possible and try to beat your
friends.
Play it at - http://www.twerkball.co.uk/
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Psychology 101
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7 months ago by SS
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If you start with a cage containing five monkeys and inside the cage, hang a banana on a string from the top and then you place a set of stairs under the... Read more
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